Thursday, June 19, 2008


Mom sent me this and I had to post it as it cracked me up.
You grew up in rural Nebraska if......

  • You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
  • You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
  • You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
  • You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery, and would fight with your friends over which was better!
  • You buy Christmas presents at Tractor Supply.
  • You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
  • You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.
  • You know that 'combine' is a noun.
  • You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
  • You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
  • You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'..
  • Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
  • A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shiningfor deer.
  • There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning... phew!
  • Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
  • Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
  • The local gas station sells live bait.
  • At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.
  • You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
  • Pop is the only name for soda.
  • You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your Nebraska friends!!!!!

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