Mom sent me this and I had to post it as it cracked me up.
You grew up in rural Nebraska if......
- You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
- You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
- You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
- You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery, and would fight with your friends over which was better!
- You buy Christmas presents at Tractor Supply.
- You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
- You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.
- You know that 'combine' is a noun.
- You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
- You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
- You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'..
- Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
- A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shiningfor deer.
- There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning... phew!
- Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
- Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
- The local gas station sells live bait.
- At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.
- You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
- Pop is the only name for soda.
- You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your Nebraska friends!!!!!
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